Read Funny Short Stories to avoid The Burbing Breathe of Boredom

An early morning diaper change, barely awake. I remove the diaper, and check the contents - nothing extraordinary. Tossing the diaper into the trash over my shoulder, I yawn and pluck a couple wet wipes. I got this. Half-asleep, 5am, no problemo. I could do this baby business blindfolded now. Baby  Boy looks at me, cooing, in a happy morning mood. Through my own morning misery, my lips can't help but break a smile, breaking my lip crust (after having drooled through two whole hours of uninterrupted sleep, following Feeding #10 at 3am). This morning, I learn this vital lesson:  - Have Your Next Diaper Ready Before you Undo the Last Suddenly, I am bombarded by simultaneous eruptions of spurting poop-lava and a warm pee-fountain. I swiftly field two additional streams of hissing poop, as they squirt furiously in various directions, using only wet wipes as shields. I am gravely under-armed. As calm gradually returns to the scene, I contemplate the anti-climactic clean-up. ...